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    Teacher- PYAR or ISHQ mein kya frk hai?
    Stud SirPyarwo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai.
    or ISHQ wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai



    Sir- Tum kal school Q nhi aye
    Pappu- Sir mujhe Blud flu ho gya tha
    Sir- Blud flu to murgiyo ko hota he
    Pappu- Sir ap rozana to murga bnate ho

    DAD went school to get son's report card.
    BUSY MADAM:Abi nahi
    DAD: To phir kab aaun me?
    MADAM: Mere periods khatam hone k bad.
    DAD: Wowh!

    Sir: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam
    Aaye
    Santa: Par Madam
    Exam Me Na Aap
    Humare Kaam Aati Hai
    Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko
    Aane Deti Hai.

    New Ad by Mountain dew:
    Chal yar kuch Khatarnak karte he.
    Chal chalke Padhaie karte he!
    Dar sabko lagta he par..
    Dar ke age !!

    Teacher: what do u call a person
    who cannot hear anything?
    Santa: U can call him anything,
    because he cannot hear anything.

    Maths Teacher- If U Had
    1000Rs In One Pocket And
    1000Rs In Other Pocket,
    What Wud U Think?
    Pappu- I Think Aaj Galti Se
    Papa Ki Pent Pahenili

    Class Rooms r like Train
    1st 2 benches r Executive Coaches-Reserved for VIP
    Middle 2r Genral Compartment
    N Last 2r Sleeper Class



    SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya
    Tacher: Iss Ko Kyu LaYe Ho?
    SANTA: Sir Aap ne hi to Kaha Tha Ki Aap
    Gadhe Ko Bhi Insan bana dete ho..

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    Life of a student:
    PC hai net Nahi,
    ATM Hai paise Nahi,
    Cell Hai balance Nahi,
    EXAM hai tension Nahi,
    Padna hai, lekin saala mood Nhi!!


    ...being a human...



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    very nice........n soo true some of them

 

 

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