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    How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

    Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, I could do that better.

    Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?
    A: Their personality.

    Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?
    A: King Kong is more sensitive.

    Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
    A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

    The best recording of the Haydn Trumpet Concerto is Music Minus One.

    Q: How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
    A: Hi. Im better than you.

    Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?
    A: The doorbell shrieks!

 

 

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