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    Default Kuch Funny Hojaye... Last one's the best :-)

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    1 sharabi roz shiv mandir mein sir tekta tha,
    1 din pujari ne shiv k jagah Ganesh ki murti rakhi,
    Sharabi aya sir teka bola
    chotu.. papa se bolna uncle aye the.
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    Boy: My girlfriend brokeup with me and sent me pictures of her new boyfriend kissing her...
    friend : Really bad !!! What did u do?
    Boy: I sent them to her dady
    Be Innovative:-)
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    Ek baar ek budhiya k ghar main terrorists ne bomb rakh diya...
    Log zor se chillaye "Budhiya bomb hai"...."Budhiya bomb hai"...
    Budhiya sharma k boli:"Chal hat!!! Wo to main jawani me thi..."
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    Once Santa Banta were standing at a railway crossing ..They saw the train coming.. once the train was near them they Bent down ..Why?
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    Because the train said "Jhuk jhuk jhuk jhuk"

    Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
    Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!
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    man knocks d door.
    a 10yr old boy cum wid cigrate & beer in othr.
    man:beta papa ghar pe hai
    boy:bhutni k,mujhe dekh k lagta,papa ghar pe honge?
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    Naukarani Ne Sushila Se Kaha,Memsahab Gajab Ho Gaya.
    Pados Ki Teen Auraten Aap Ki Sas Ko Peet Rahi Hai.
    Sushila Naukarani Ke Sath Balakani Se Aai Aur Chupchap
    Tamasha Dekhane Lagi.Naukarani Ne Pucha,Aap Madad
    Karane Nahi Jayegi?
    Sushila - Nahi Teen He Kaafi Hai

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    A mouse was going with its kids.
    A cat jumped in front of them.
    Mouse shouted: "BHOW BHOW" Cat ran away..
    Mouse: That's the advantage of learning foreign language.....

 

 

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