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    Scenario 1
    Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.


    That's MUMBAI
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    Scenario 2

    Two guys are fighting.
    Both of them take time out and call their friends
    on their mobiles.
    Now 50 guys are fighting.


    You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!
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    Scenario 3

    Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and
    tries to make peace.
    The first two get together and beat him up.


    That's DELHI
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    Scenario 4

    Two guys are fighting.
    A crowd gathers to watch.
    A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.

    That's AHMEDABAD
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    Scenario 5

    Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
    He writes a software program to stop
    the fight.
    But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in
    the program.

    That's BANGALORE
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    Scenario 6

    Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
    A guy comes along and quietly says that
    "AMMA" doesn't like all this
    nonsense.
    Peace settles in...

    That's CHENNAI
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    Scenario 7

    Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then
    a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.


    You are in KOLKATA
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    Scenario 8

    Two guys are fighting.
    Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
    "don't fight in front of my place,
    go zumwhere yelse and kyeep fighting".


    That's KERALA !
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    and the best one is ....

    Scenario 9

    Two guys are fighting.
    Third guy comes along with a carton of
    beer.
    All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other
    and all go home as friends.


    You are in GOA !!!
    ...being a human...



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    lol @ bangalore type

    btw..bangalore is now bangaluru




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