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    Talking ▬╡Husband V.S Wife╞▬

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    Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

    It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!

    Wife: No darling, it means,

    With Idiot For Ever


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    Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

    So I'd be in your hands all day.

    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

    So I could have a new one everyday.

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    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping

    Pills.

    Wife: When must I give them to him?

    Doctor: They are for you

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    Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

    Husband: You should have known it the minute

    I asked you to marry me.

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    Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

    So I bought 3 movie tickets.

    Wife: Why Three?

    Husband: For you and your parents

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    Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

    Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

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    Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

    A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

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    After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

    You know, I was a fool when I married you.

    The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice


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    superb...

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    lovely jokes.thanx 4 sharing.

 

 

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