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    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
    Husband 1.0, and noticed a distinct slow-down in
    overall system performance - particularly in the
    Flower and Jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
    valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and
    Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
    undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, MLB 3.0,
    NBA 4.0, NASCAR 4.2 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
    Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've
    tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Dear Desperate:

    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
    Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

    Please enter the command:
    "http//" and try to
    download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

    If that application works as designed, Husband
    1.0 should then automatically run the
    applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But
    remember, overuse of the above application can
    cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
    2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a
    very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0
    (it runs a virus in the background, that will
    eventually seize control of all your system resources).

    Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend
    5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but
    it does have limited memory, and cannot learn new
    applications quickly. You might consider buying
    additional software to improve memory and
    performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

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