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    (A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher)

    I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
    'NO!' the children answered.
    'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
    Again, the answer was 'NO!'
    'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'
    Again, they all answered 'NO!'
    I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'
    A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE F OOKN' DEAD.'






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    Ha hah ha.. Good joke. Thanks for sharing

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    lol

 

 

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