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    A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

    After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the server, "Hey, you want to hear a blond joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you're blind -- that you should know five things:
    1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blond girl.
    3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blond woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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    AHAHA Where y'all get this stuff



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