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    A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a a professor’s cabin
    and says I will do anything 2 pass in the exam.
    Professor: anything!
    Girl: yes
    Prof: open your books and study
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    Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai
    to kiya karte ho?
    Sardar: AC k pass ja k beth jata hoon
    Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
    Sardar: to AC on kar leta hoon
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    Beta: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kamzor ho gae hai
    mujhe ek chashma la do.
    Kanjos baap bete ko bahar le kar aya aur bola
    woh kya hai bata.
    Beta: Suraj
    Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe ga
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    2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
    Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
    Boy in air opened his parachute saying
    love never dies.
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    A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
    He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister
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    Sardar to Girlfriend: Darling main tum se shaadi
    nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
    Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
    Sardar: 1 biwi aur 3 bachche
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    Sardar proposed a Girl……

    Girl said: "I m 1year elder to you."

    "Sardar said: Oye No Problem Soniye,"

    "I’ll marry you NEXT YEAR."

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    Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.

    It means…

    Without Information Fighting Every time!

    WIFE says No, it means

    With Idiot for Ever
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    2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

    Sardar1: Look so many bandages,

    pakka truck accident case.

    Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760

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    Teacher: How Old is ur father.

    Sunny: As old as I m.

    Teacher: How is it possible?

    Sunny: He become father only after I was born.

 

 

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