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    Talking Doctor Aur Patient ke JOKE S !!! 14 jokes in 1 post !

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    Doctor: aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya?
    Patient: haa doctor, bichle baar jab aap bill diye the

    Nurse: udhaas kyu baite ho sir?
    Doctor: dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, woh mar gaya.
    Nurse: arey woh to post mortem tha.
    Doctor: to main subah kiska post mortem kiyaa tha


    Patient: Doctor, kya aapko yakeen hai ke mujhe cancer hai. kyunki ek baar kisi doctor ne

    cancer ka ilaaj karte the aur patient TB se mar gaya.
    Doctor: gabraao nahi... agar main ilaaj karungaa to tum sirf cancer se hi maroge.

    Doctor: sharaab peena haanikaarak hai. is vichaar main mujhe aapse baath karni hai.
    Patient: theek hai doctor. sham ko moonlight bar mein milenge.


    Doctor: aapke pati ko zyaada rest ki zaroorat hai. yeh sleeping tablets leejiye.
    Wife: unko yeh kab dena hai doctor?
    Doctor: yeh unke liye nahi, aapke liye hai :-)

    Doctor: dekhiye, yeh bimaari khaandaani hai. aapke daadaaji se shuru hui hai.
    Patient: bach gaya!!! tab aap yeh operation mere daadaaji ko hee keejiye.

    Patient: Doctor, meri beti ko aajkal kuch sunaayi nahi deti hai
    Doctor: kya? tumhe 5 din se bukhaar hai aur tum abhi aa rahe ho!

    Wife: doctor ji, mere pati neend mein baat karna shuru kardiye hai. kya karu?
    Doctor: din mein unko baat karne kaa mouka deejiye.


    Doctor: roz hotel mein khaane se hee aapko ulcer hui hai?
    Patient: to aaj se mein ghar ko parcel leke jaaunga


    Patient: doctor, mujhe 3 mahine se khaasi hai.
    Doctor: itne din kyu chup the?
    Patient: chup kaun tha doctor. main to khaas rahaa tha.


    Doctor: operation ke baad ab sab teek hai. tum sab kuch sun sakte ho.
    Patient: aapne kuch bola kya?


    Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
    Patient: aap rahenge. lekin main rahoonga kya?

    Doctor: tum abhi 2 ganto main mar jaanewaale ho. kya tumhaara koi aakhri khwaaish hai?
    Patient: Haanji, ek achche doctor ko consult karna hai
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    nice jokes

    edit :- http://www.desirulez.net/showthread.php?t=554743

 

 

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