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    Default A man was in court for a double murder

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    A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

    A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You bastard!"

    The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

    Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You damned bastard!"

    The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you, or I shall charge you with contempt! Now is that a problem?"

    The man at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years, I have lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he never had one!"

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    Funny .Thanks for posting






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