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    Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient...........
    Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly..............
    Better to be pissed off than pissed on...............
    Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand..............
    Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak...................
    Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip, girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honourable discharge...................
    Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent...............
    Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants........................
    Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts........................
    Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion..............................
    Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck...................
    Man who runs in front of car get tired, man who runs behind car get exhausted.........................
    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.........................
    Man with one chopstick go hungry...............
    Man who scratch bum should not bite fingernails................
    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money..........................
    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk........................
    Panties not best thing on earth! But nex to best thing on earth..................................
    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left........................
    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house..................
    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night............
    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it...................
    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there...........................
    Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.........................
    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.............................
    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs...............
    Man who fart in church sit in own pew........................
    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
    finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . .

    "A Lion will not Cheat on his wife..................but a Tiger Wood !"






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