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    PCMCIA
    People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

    ISDN
    It Still Does Nothing

    APPLE
    Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

    SCSI
    System Can't See It

    DOS
    Defective Operating System

    BASICBill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

    IBM
    I Blame Microsoft

    DEC
    Do Expect Cuts

    CD-ROM
    Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

    OS/2
    Obsolete Soon, Too.

    WWW
    World Wide Wait

    MACINTOSH
    Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

    PENTIUM
    Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

    COBOL
    Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

    AMIGA
    A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

    LISP
    Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

    MIPS
    Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

    WINDOWS
    Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

    GIRO
    Garbage In Rubbish Out

    MICROSOFT
    Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.

 

 

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