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    A man suspected his wife seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective Chen Lee, to report any activities while was gone to work.

    A few days later he received this report from the renowned detective:

    Most honorable sir,
    You leave house. I watch. He come to house. I watch. He & she leave house. I follow. He & she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window, she kiss he. He strip she, she strip he. He play with she, she play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see. No fee.

    Yours truly,

    Chen Lee
    ...being a human...



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    Ɩ σиcɛ нα∂ α нɛαят...
    αи∂
    ιт ωαƨ тяʋɛ...
    вʋт
    иσω ιт'ƨ ɢσиɛ ғяσм мɛ тσ ʏσʋ...
    ƨσ тακɛ cαяɛ σғ ιт...
    αƨ Ɩ нαʌɛ ∂σиɛ...
    вɛcαʋƨɛ...
    иσω ʏσʋ нαʌɛ тωσ αи∂ Ɩ нαʌɛ иσиɛ.


 

 

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