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    Who said children are getting dumber every year? Check out the wisecracks below and judge for yourselves:
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    TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
    STUDENT: Seven.
    TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
    STUDENT: Nine.
    TEACHER: That's impossible.
    STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.
    2.
    TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
    GEORGE: Here it is!
    TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
    CLASS: George!
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    TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WILLY: Me!
    4.
    TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
    TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
    5.
    TEACHER: Why are you late?
    WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
    TEACHER: What sign?
    WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
    6.
    SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
    FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
    SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
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    TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
    SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher...snakes don't have feet.
    8.
    TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
    JOSE: Don't bite any.
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    TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    ELLEN: I is...
    TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
    ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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    MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
    JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money. 11.
    TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other,what would I have?
    CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!






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    nice one

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    fantablous.............

 

 

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