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    A couple was celebrating 50 years together.

    Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a
    Sunday dinner in their honor.

    "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number
    one. 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a
    patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."

    "Not to worry," said the father. "The important
    thing is that we're all together today."
    Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom
    look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and
    didn't have time to shop for you."

    "It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you
    were able to come."

    Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy
    anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was
    really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."

    After they had finished dessert, the father said,
    "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long
    time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each
    of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we
    loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get

    The three children gasped and all said, "You mean
    we're bastards?"
    "Yep," said the father,
    "And cheap ones too."

    The meaning of the name Akili is 'Wisdom, intellect, sense'.



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