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    Arrow || Top 9 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds ||

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    Top 9 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds

    (Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)

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    1.

    Illiterate? Write today for free help.

    (man....if only I knew A B C....)




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    2.

    Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.

    (sure...thanx for the warning!)

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    3.

    3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

    (in months or years?)

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    4.

    Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

    (check it out)

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    5.

    Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

    (howwww sweeeet)

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    6.

    Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

    (wow! A free trip to heaven?)

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    7.

    Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

    (uh...huh!)

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    Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

    (hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)

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    9.

    We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

    (nice work)

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    thanks for sharing

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    nice work

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    love the dynamite one






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    yeah dynomite














 

 

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