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    DavidBissonette
    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.



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    Sacha Guitry
    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.



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    Socrates
    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.




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    Anonymous
    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.





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    Dumas
    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?





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    Sigmund Freud
    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.




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    Anonymous
    'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'







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    Sam Kinison
    'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'





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    James Holt McGavran
    'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'





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    Anonymous

    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.




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    Nash
    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...



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    Anonymous
    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.







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    Henny Youngman
    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.




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    Rodney Dangerfield
    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.






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    Anonymous
    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'



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    BONUS:


    First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
    Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

 

 

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