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    Customer: I'd like to buy some dog food.

    Salesman: Do you have a dog?

    Customer: Yes.

    Salesman: Where is he?

    Customer: He's at home.

    Salesman: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.

    The next day, the same customer returns.

    Customer: I'd like to buy some cat food.

    Salesman: Do you have a cat?

    Customer: Yes.

    Salesman: Well.where is she?

    Customer: She's at home!

    Salesman: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.

    The next day the customer returns again.

    Salesman: What's in the sack?

    Customer: Put your hand inside.

    Salesman: Hmmm.It's warm and moist! What is it?

    Customer: I would like to buy some toilet paper...... lmfao
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    sorry dude .... Hash

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    OMG amazing


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