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    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

    David Bissonette



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    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

    Sacha Guitry



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    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

    Socrates




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    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

    Anonymous



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    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?

    Dumas



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    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

    Sigmund Freud (my fav)



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    'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'


    Anonymous



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    'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.. It's called marriage.'

    Sam Kinison



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    'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

    James Holt McGavra



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    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

    Patrick Murra (my fav)



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    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

    Nash


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    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

    Anonymous (my fav)


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    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

    Henny Youngman


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    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

    Rodney Dangerfield


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    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

    Anonymous (best one)


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    First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
    Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

    Anonymous

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    i like da first 1 and last 1





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    nice.........
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    the last 1 was good!!

 

 

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