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    Question IF film stars work for call centers. Imagine the calls....

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    Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain...

    Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
    Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga..
    Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg..
    Customer: I need help
    Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa.......
    Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless
    Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
    Customer: What!!! I need your manager
    Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna
    Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...
    Customer : How dare you speak like that
    Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna... haaaaaaaaa!!!
    Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
    Customer: I lost my invoice
    Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa
    Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye....
    Customer: hi
    Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kya problem hai
    Customer : I have not received my product
    Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report likha...
    Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo bolte hain..bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.
    Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu
    Customer: I need your manager
    Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa...rep hooon..
    Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo
    Customer : I am not devi
    Mehmood : Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to dyeva hai...
    Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai..... May I know your name please
    Customer : Mona
    Ajit: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya
    Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
    Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage kaun karega....
    Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....Jo dargaya wo maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye
    Customer : I want to buy a product from your company
    Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re
    Customer : $ 10.00
    Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai
    Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra...
    Customer : I lost my invoice I need one
    Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle
    Rajkumar : Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna
    Customer: I lost my invoice
    Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi
    Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager
    Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager... manager se hum nahi...
    And at last ..................
    Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    Customer hung up the phone....
    D-pain "D" Gangsta!!

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