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    Default Things only a Mom Can Teach ........!!

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    My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
    "Just wait until your father gets home."

    My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:
    "You are going to get it when we get home!"

    My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE:
    "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"

    My Mother taught me LOGIC:
    "Because I said so, that's why." & "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

    My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:
    "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

    My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:
    "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

    My Mother taught me ESP:
    "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

    My Mother taught me HUMOR:
    "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
    My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT:
    "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

    My Mother taught me about SEX:
    "How do you think you got here?"

    My Mother taught me about GENETICS:
    "You're just like your father."

    My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:
    "Do you think you were born in a barn?"

    My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE:
    "When you get to be my age, you will understand."

    My Mother taught me about JUSTICE:
    "One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like."

    My mother taught me RELIGION:
    "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

    My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
    "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

    My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
    "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

    My mother taught me IRONY:
    "Keep crying and I'll *give* you something to cry about."

    My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
    "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

    My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
    "Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

    My mother taught me about STAMINA:
    "You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."

    My mother taught me about WEATHER:
    "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

    My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
    "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"

    My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
    "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't Exaggerate!! !"

    My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
    "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

    My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
    "Stop acting like your father!"

    My mother taught me about ENVY:
    "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

    ...being a human...



 

 

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