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    Argument (AR*gyou*ment) n.
    A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.


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    Airhead (ER*hed) n.
    What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.


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    Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n.
    You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."



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    Blonde jokes (blond joks) n.
    Jokes that are short so that men can understand them.


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    Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n.
    An appliance designed to eat socks.


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    Eternity (e*ter*in*tee) n.
    The last two minutes of a football game.


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    Exercise (ex*ER*siz) v.
    To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.


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    Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n.
    What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.


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    Hair Dresser (hare dres*ER) n.
    Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again.


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    Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n.
    Similar to a black hole in space - if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.


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    Park (park) v./n.
    Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.


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    Patience (pa*shens) n.
    The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children.


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    Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n.
    Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.


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    Valentine's Day (Val*en*tinez dae) n.
    A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.




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