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    Unhappy Math Of Life......

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    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

    Smart man + smart woman = romance

    Smart man + dumb woman = affair

    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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    OFFICE ARITHMETIC


    Smart boss + smart employee = profit

    Smart boss + dumb employee = production

    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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    SHOPPING MATH



    A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs

    A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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    HAPPINESS

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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    LONGEVITY


    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

    A woman has the last word in any argument.

    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


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    thanks for sharing





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    yeh thnks
    it quite good thread

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    Lolz, i have heard them before but TFS!

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    Thanks Yaar,Moon,Cray dude for replying

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    hmmmm nice one




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    i think this has been posted be4... but not sure :/






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    Thanks Suhaani and charmz for replying

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    thx 4 shr....
    Pyar Na Dil Se Hota Hai, Na Dimaag Se...
    Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai.
    Per Pyar Karke Pyar Hi Mile...
    Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai.



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    this thread is soo funny and soo damn true! lol

    cheers mate!




    THANKS!!
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    lovely post.......thanks for sharing
    tc
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    GOOD OnEs..


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    lol...nice n urguemently true to an extent




    4 da post

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    Lol

    i said this in class and got told off

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    Thanks Desi rulez,Amira,Shabana,Naila,PSB,Akshay

    for replying and passing

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    thanks for sharing '

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    thanks for sharing '

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    yeh
    it quite good thread
    thanks alot

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    thanks for sharing

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    lolz
    nice one








 

 

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