Results 1 to 5 of 5
  1. #1
    Hot Member www.desirulez.me
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Posts
    1,978

    T

    Post 20 Rules in any office

    Follow us on Social Media







    1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.

    2. If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.

    3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.

    4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.

    5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

    6.. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

    7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.

    8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

    9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

    10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

    11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it...

    12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

    13.. Following the rules will not get the job done.

    14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

    15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous" ..

    16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

    17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.

    18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.

    19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.

    20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

  2. #2
    ℓу нιgн ιη тнє ѕку www.desirulez.net
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    2,431

    T

    Default

    thanks for sharing yaar





  3. #3
    I am Brown so ARe you DOwN? www.desirulez.net
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Posts
    5,309

    T

    Default

    great great info man.....knew some dem....thanks fo letting me know more.
    sorry dude .... Hash

  4. #4

    Default

    thats is soooo true

  5. #5
    Hot Member www.desirulez.me
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Posts
    1,978

    T

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by The Game View Post
    great great info man.....knew some dem....thanks fo letting me know more.
    you r welcome

    Quote Originally Posted by singh12591 View Post
    thats is soooo true
    yeah its


    thanks for replying

 

 

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •