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    Newton -The Father of Physics committed suicide, here is the reason.
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    > Once he came to India and He watched a few Tamil movies and
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    > had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and
    > laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized
    > for everything he had done.
    >
    > In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent
    > that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:
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    > 1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the
    > doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the
    > fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's
    > surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor
    > along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikanth.
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    >
    > 2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3
    > gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet.
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    > Guess, what he does.......
    > He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle
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    > gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the
    > bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each
    > side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
    >
    >
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    > 3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a
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    > revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess, what he does.
    > ....Nah not even in your remotest imagination.
    >
    >
    > He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
    > shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and
    > catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet
    > compartment and fires his gun. Bang...
    >
    >
    > And the gangster dies....
    >
    > All this was too much for Newton to take and he was
    > completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a
    > movie for one last time and thought that at least one
    > movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and
    > Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed.
    >
    >
    > Oops not so fast.
    >
    > The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the
    > villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that
    > Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman
    > techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to kill the
    > villain because its the climax.
    >
    >
    > (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible)..
    > Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a
    > backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the
    > height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air,
    > with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is
    > dead.
    >
    > Newton commits Suicide.




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